In the deepest, darkest, muddily churning bowels seated at the pit of this viscous website, lies a free copy of the soundtrack to the "Labyrinth", the latest musical endeavor of The Snake Handling Immortal Tongue Speakers.

Upon your arrival to the secret reward page, ewe will Henceforth be Heralded by a Dynamically Brassy Hornblast of Majestic Realm and Proportion. Your lusty reward into the schizodelic world of multimedia will follow as you travel to the bottom of this page.

To the "Labyrinth" page.