Emm7 / Em7 / Em
Man, do you really think Man is the man for the job? Not Tom, Dick nor Bob Can say they've been a good steward Not Tina, Diane nor Sue Can say they've tried to do the best they can do Chorus Our missionary position was screwed The ministry of hell ensued Our gnarly disposition is lewd Bringing us to the land of the rude Man, do you really think Man is the man for the job? Not Luke, Matt nor Job Deserve to wear the justice's robe Not Eve, Mary nor Mary Can say they've been complimentary Chorus Man, do you really think Man is the man for the job? Not Sam, Dan nor Rob Can deny being a retard... certainly not a good steward Not Jane, Cindy nor Mary Lou Come to think of it... how about you? Chorus Hey, Harry... is our situation hairy Hey, Mark... have we left our mark Hey, John... did we turn Earth into our john (Yeah, Johnny... sorry to put you on the spot But, the climate's getting hot... and our thinking... not Must of left our brains in the shitter To any creature that may endure We leave our taste behind -- bitter And, the whole place stinking ... Man, what were we thinking?)