F / Bb / A dim
I went to a snail To hear a tale She said, "Dear, we don't make up stories 'round here." So, I went to the stable Perhaps the horse knows a fable He said, "We don't embellish what we relish -- the facts." Mr. Duck, do you know a creature with ribs that fibs? "Only quacks." Who needs fiction When reality is so bitchin' Who needs to smudge reality When our history is so strange Why bother to rearrange Who needs to fudge actuality Actually, who needs to tell a lie Not I Really, who need to fabricate The State Who needs to confuse Do you Is it possible to create fiction Or, is "a work of fiction" An oxymoron in our diction I went to a monkey To see if he knew any animal that makes up a story So, he held up a looking glass And, said, "Of course... the ass."