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Did the dog wag the tail Or, the tail wag the dog As we zigzag the longest distance between two points We just can't get it straight At any rate, will good prevail Or, the reign of The Hog She who anoints, Her Holiness, bears witness Though prone for forgiveness There's nothing She can do about me and you As long as we force the issue It ain't Her call No, not at all We are the quick Our trick -- Insist on being the dead Thence, She shall come to judge `cause we surely will not budge We've made our bed Now, we must sleep in it Coulda quit Chose to squander So, is it any wonder Now, we know the right way to go But, come to think of it We don't want to be that "quick" So, we sag And, we zigzag Toward our point Pointlessly aiming Our race we're shaming Giving our species the tag -- "Cover our heads with a bag!" And, we zigzag Toward our point Put your nose outta joint? We'll the truth is... we lag As we zigzag Wag the zigzag zig zag