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Where is that doohickey? That thing that can fix this Don't like my lessons taught To the tune of a hickory So, to avoid the pain I ought... to fix it Now, if I could just find the right tool I wouldn't feel like such a fool Nip it in the bud. Nix it. If I could just put my hands on that doohickey Then, I could remedy the situation quickly Where is that confounded doohickey The longer I take... the more the problem is compounded So, I'm not trying to be picky But, I don't want to slam `er with a hammer Nor, strip `er with a screwdriver If I ratchet too tight with a wrench Could turn into a hatchet job by a wench No, what I need is that doohickey To turn this job into a quickie Yes, the doohickey to do quickly But, in the meantime... I'm... wasting time Searching for nothing